Has a very nice rack,

Enough to give me a heart attack.

(But she’s stubborn as hell and likes to talk back)

She found us! She is us! You want to be in a picture? I’ll give you a picture.

Next order of business for Team Capable: Get pictures. Be picturised; in other words, succumb to being pictured. That means YOU.

I shall be planning the best way in which to aquire picturians, a pictorial if you will – sourcing a pictographer to pictorise and thereby memorialise our dear, sweet selves.

You asked for it. You got it. Be prepared.

And here’s one to tide you over:

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